The Life of a Southpaw

This is an extract from an article I read, I'm left handed so it interested me:

It's not easy being a lefty.

Statistics show left-handed people are more likely to be schizophrenic, alcoholic, delinquent, dyslexic, and have Crohn's disease and ulcerative colitis, as well as mental disabilities. They're also more likely to die young and get into accidents.

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But I haven't been discouraged, it seems that some lefties have done okay for themselves, here are a few examples:

Bill Clinton
Matt Groening
Noel Gallagher
Oprah Winfrey
Michelangelo
Larry Bird
Bobby Fischer